were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
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Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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