Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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