based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Operation Purity has been aborted
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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