i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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