The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
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I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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