And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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