Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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