Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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