hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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