Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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