I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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