people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
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They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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