he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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