These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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