i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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