Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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