No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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