His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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