"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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