yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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