Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
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Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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