I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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