He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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