Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
He did a backflip because drugs
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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