Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
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