I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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