Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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