In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
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It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
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You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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