Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
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