I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
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I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
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Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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