If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
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He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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