Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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