Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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