Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
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this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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