Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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