i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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