I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
When did angry sex become our thing?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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