whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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