do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
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He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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