Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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