Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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