You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
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He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
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