We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
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Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
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I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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