You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
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some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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