used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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