just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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