i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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