I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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