Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
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For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize