i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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