Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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