If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
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There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
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