Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Randomize
