we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
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