Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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