So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
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What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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