Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Dignity is for republicans.
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Be still, my beating vagina.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Pants are for mortals
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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